I lied to my wife about my job and I’m afraid this is going to be too much for her to handle anon • 2025-12-09 16:30 UTC
I lie to old men at airport about how to get to their gate so I can see them sprint when I hear their gate called over the PA anon • 2025-12-05 00:20 UTC
I accidentally gave a blow job to my little brother's friends as a Christmas gift anon • 2025-12-03 01:45 UTC
I destroyed my little brother s iPhone. He mistreats our pets and I just lost it on him and I smashed it on the floor. anon • 2025-10-12 14:55 UTC
I sold fake weed, that was actually oregano, to kids in middle school and high school anon • 2025-12-09 22:25 UTC
I killed a cat and threw its dead body in a dumpster in front of the cat's owner, a little girl who I forced to watch while I did it. anon • 2025-11-21 13:00 UTC
I conspired with my zany office mate to distract our boss during my exit interview. anon • 2025-10-22 06:25 UTC
I stole over $40,000 worth of sports drink and other beverages from Target, and used that money to pay for college. anon • 2025-10-22 01:36 UTC
I knowingly served food that was past its expiration date to a customer in a high end restaurant and I was a sous chef for a year and a half before anyone found out anon • 2025-11-22 00:55 UTC