Last night I farted in front of a white police officer
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Pretty much the title. My boyfriend and I decided to eat middle eastern food last night and I grabbed a bunch of different sauces to do quick street food style meals. We decided to drive down the street to have a look at a spot we always wanted to check out. Last night was the night. It was about 8pm and no one was out so we parked in the middle of the street and ate. The food tasted amazing. I was so excited to do more street food.... I could feel the food moving pretty quick and we decided to take off. I had to go to the bathroom but I was feeling so light and free. I decided to hold my bowel movement until I got home. It was so fucking dumb. As we were turning out of the neighborhood a police car pulled up and flashed his lights. We were in an illegal area. My boyfriend and I started to panic. I don't know if this is routine or not but the police officer approached the driver side and asked my boyfriend to get out and put his hands behind his back. I started to really feel uncomfortable. We were doing something illegal. I told myself I was going to be fine. We were white. The police officer started to ask my boyfriend questions and I was starting to get really nervous. I decided to roll down my window and ask if we were in trouble. He said he was going to give us a ticket. I asked him if we could just go now because I really had to go to the bathroom. He said okay and handed my boyfriend a ticket. I couldn't hold it anymore. I let out a really silent but deadly fart that lasted for about 2 seconds. I don't think he heard it. And if he did he did not react. I feel so happy I let it out.
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