confession (/c/confession)
I steal cemetary flowers every time me and my girlfriend walk by
I lied about the reason I broke up with my boyfriend, but for the right reasons
I was the girl that everyone wanted to date in high school, and I gave everyone the wrong idea.
My dad took me to a brothel when I was 16.
I stole thousands of dollars in change over 2 years working at McDonalds
I stole a vapet from a gas station multiple times as a teenager
I have a fake smile saved as a meme on my phone for when I’m in public
I purposefully go wash all the new dishes when I see someone is in a cooking/baking mood.
I stole thousands of dollars as a kid from a really good employee
I was feeling horny and decided I would steal a sex doll at Walmart
I wake up screaming every night
I clogged the school’s pipes for years.
I lied about my ethnicity to my ex-girlfriends family for 3 years
I stole a lot of food when I was a store manager for a fast food restaurant chain.
When I was 13 I stole a lighter fluid and I poured it on my cat and burned him alive.
I stole my college scholarship
Everytime I see someone posting about doing something good for the environment, I imagine that scene from Friends where Ross is ranting about Rachel cleaning her teeth with his toothbrush, food debris inside her mouth and all.
I stole beer every once in a while during my senior year of high school.
I lied to my boyfriend and he thought it was funny. I don't know what to do now as to not hurt his feelings.
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