I lie to old men at airport about how to get to their gate so I can see them sprint when I hear their gate called over the PA

Just happened again. I’m at the airport a lot so I know where everything is and what is close. I always listen for the gate announcements and hurry over when its a close gate. I ask elderly men how far the gate is and pretend to be a rookie traveler. I ask them how long til boarding closes and since they think I need to get to the gate too I always hear them power walk out of their breath when I hear the “final call for allergn flight 1234” announcement.