confession (/c/confession)

I put my fingers into a common pizza at a party because I hate people.

anon • 2025-10-29 10:15 UTC

I cancelled a date with a guy who lost his dad recently because he didn’t buy me flowers on the first date

anon • 2025-10-28 17:45 UTC

I stole for over 4 years as a merchandiser and got away with it.

anon • 2025-10-28 15:45 UTC

Ngl i'm really enjoying the fact that I'm single during this pandemic

anon • 2025-10-28 11:50 UTC

I'm a white woman and I fake being more scared of black men than I am to make them feel smaller.

anon • 2025-10-26 10:35 UTC

I’ve been stealing for nine years

anon • 2025-10-26 04:51 UTC

I lied about being in college for a year and a half to get a woman to sleep with me.

anon • 2025-10-25 18:25 UTC

I stole ramen at walmart

anon • 2025-10-23 15:35 UTC

I stole my mother’s wedding ring

anon • 2025-10-22 12:05 UTC

I stole my neighbor's kid's tricks or treats...

anon • 2025-10-22 05:50 UTC

I got my friend a job and now she has to pay me back.

anon • 2025-10-22 01:16 UTC

I lie to my children about my profession

anon • 2025-10-21 21:40 UTC

I stole my friends girlfriends travelling pillow.

anon • 2025-10-20 07:35 UTC

As a store manager the fact that people steal scares the shit out of me

anon • 2025-10-20 04:05 UTC

I stole the entire cash register at a store I used to work at.

anon • 2025-10-18 04:20 UTC

All the times I got "sick" in college that's why I stopped attending class were really only because of me being hungover

anon • 2025-10-17 11:00 UTC

I stole a car

anon • 2025-10-16 19:50 UTC

I stole all the underwear from my brothers girlfriend.

anon • 2025-10-16 08:45 UTC

I stole everything I could from Starbucks and It got me through University (and still hasn’t stopped 7 years later)

anon • 2025-10-16 05:05 UTC

I stole $10,000 starting when I was 10 and for 6 years because I wanted to save enough to buy a house that wasn’t in a trailer park.

anon • 2025-10-16 01:05 UTC