confession (/c/confession)
I have found myself in the house of my crush and I am the only one that knows
I stole a pen from my school
As a kid, I used to hit my little brother with a fly swatter and then run to my parents and convince them that he was somehow just hitting himself with the fly swatter.
i lied about my father hitting me to get money
I stole thousands of dollars in change over 2 years working at McDonalds
I used to lie about my ethnicity to seem cooler
I trolled my wife by putting her phone in the fridge
I steal cemetary flowers every time me and my girlfriend walk by
I lied about my height to get an A on my final exam
I can’t stop eating cereal when I do the dishes
I kept gas station coffee warm to get through a deployment.
I faked an anxiety attack to get out of going to the emergency room
Im a nurse and secretly cry in the bathroom after coding a patient.
I dont feel bad for people who get chlamydia
I convinced my mom to let me get a cat and then I completely forgot to pick it up.
I stole from my parents and older siblings for years
I stole a used tissue from my brothers room and wiped it on all of his stuff
My best friend in elementary school was attacked by a dog and had to get 16 stitches in her face. I always felt like it was my fault.
I stole her sex toy and ejaculated in it every time she was away
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