I faked an anxiety attack to get out of going to the emergency room

I was 18 and went to this party with a couple of friends. I had been drinking heavily and was very drunk when I tried to do a kegel trick with a beer bottle. Well, I end up with a bottle in my asshole and my friends told me to go to the bathroom and figure it out. <br><br>I couldn’t figure it out, and they ending up having to take me to the ER. I didn’t want to go to the hospital because I was so ashamed, so I when they told me I had to go I started having an anxiety attack (which wasn’t hard considering the situation). I told them I wasn’t going to go to the hospital, I was going home.<br><br>They ended up driving me back to my house where my dad was waiting up for me. I go up to my room and still can’t figure out how to get the bottle out, and 3 hours later my dad hears me crying and asks what’s up. I told him that I had a bottle up my butt and couldn’t get it out. <br><br>He told me we were going to the hospital (I cried), and he took me there. The doctors and nurses were all very confused, but they ended up having to use forceps to pull it out. It was a very embarrassing moment, but I definitely learned a valuable lesson.