I steal cemetary flowers every time me and my girlfriend walk by

We always walk a few blocks everyday to a nearby bank so I can deposit our joint money for groceries and stuff and on the way there we walk through a big ass cemetary that's always full of fresh roses and stuff and i just can't help myself. My girlfriend is like an anti-valentine's person when it comes to romance and so even though she'll never admit it, I think she loves it whenever i surprise her with a fresh bouquet that we "found" (plucked) along the way. <br><br>edit: wow this blew up. To clarify its not for personal gain its literally just me taking one or two sometimes five roses that are already dying and giving them to my no nonsense girlfriend to brighten her day, i don't sell them. And no i don't touch any personal effects, i just pull the stems from the ground and usually the heads come with it.