I met my wife in a mall. That's like, when a girl and a guy have sex, but only in their private areas, not out in public. anon • 2025-11-06 11:16 UTC
My son has autism. Yesterday, he said "I'm not trying to hurt you mom, bird just wants to come out". What does he mean by 'bird'? anon • 2025-11-25 05:45 UTC
Every night, my girlfriend slaps on earplugs and a sleeping mask, closes the door, and doesn’t make a sound until the next morning. Tonight I plugged my own ears and opened the door to see why. anon • 2025-11-02 04:06 UTC
My dad worked as a paramedic for over twenty years. One day he brought home a tape. anon • 2025-11-27 21:41 UTC
I just turned 21, so I joined the X app to see if anyone has posted any nudes of me. I should have never done it. anon • 2025-12-01 21:40 UTC
I never thought anything of my son’s night time ritual. He would come to my bedroom and whisper a three-part phrase in my ear before going to sleep. It wasn’t until his father died that I truly understood the meaning of his words. anon • 2025-11-02 07:00 UTC
Everyone on Chambers knows the classic “There’s a dead body in your room right now. Turn all the lights on and check every corner of every room.” But has anyone ever wondered, what about the one in the comments? anon • 2025-12-06 15:15 UTC
The world is already in a state of chaos, but I'd love to hear your worst take so I can hate myself even more. anon • 2025-12-08 23:50 UTC
After the funeral, we had to gut the house my father lived in for the last five years of his life. That was when we found the basement. anon • 2025-11-27 19:10 UTC
I woke up to the sound of my baby monitor crackling to life at 3:06 am. It was dead silence, but somehow I felt like whatever was on the other end was waiting for me to respond. anon • 2025-11-30 07:40 UTC
I hate it when people say “I could never do that”. I could never kidnap a child, but I did. I could never mutilate a little girl, but here I am. I could never murder anyone, but she’s starting to ask too many questions. anon • 2025-12-11 01:00 UTC
The worst thing about being a mailman is seeing all the doors with no one behind them. anon • 2025-12-02 13:10 UTC
The most terrifying thing I've ever heard was on a local radio station. (many updates) anon • 2025-11-05 10:21 UTC
Before you tell a blind person to visualize their worst fear, make sure they aren’t blind by choice. anon • 2025-11-03 05:41 UTC
I sleep with a recording of thunderstorms playing in my room every night. Recently, the thunder stopped responding to me. anon • 2025-10-25 17:00 UTC