confession (/c/confession)
I killed a cat half dead from a car accident and my friend found out six years later
I stole a pregnant girl’s laptop because she wouldn’t date me.
I don’t add my wine to the stew, I drink between staaain?
I was trying to be a good employee but now I am probably being sued.
I killed a cat
I used to secretly wipe my grandma’s cigarettes to get her to quit
I faked my own murder to get out of going to my boyfriends wedding
I stole thousands of dollars worth of food from a chinese supermarket
I have 70+ pairs of underwear and don’t ever do laundry.
I don't want to have kids
I Lured a Homeless Woman to My House, Hoping To Fuck Her
I killed my Subway sandwich
I couldn't be arsed going to the polling stations so I filled my entire ballot paper with silly names such as 'Duck Norris' and 'Cunti De Lorenzo'.
On the last day of 8th grade, I switched everyone’s locker combinations and haven’t told anyone for the last 11 years.
I stole a newspaper from someones door step everyday for 6 months because I was so horny and wanted to read the comics to jack off to.
I stole over $50,000 from my job in 3 months
I Lured A Homeless Woman To My House And Had Sex With Her
I stole thousands of dollars in cash from customers and spent it on dumb shit.
I’ve stolen hundreds of dollars in office supplies
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