I have 70+ pairs of underwear and don’t ever do laundry.

What’s up guys, this is a confession of a random man, no need to know any details about him. <br><br>I have 70 pairs of underwear, and I don’t ever do laundry. <br><br>Why? <br><br>Every time I run out of underwear, I get depressed and drink. I then have to do laundry the next morning and it kinda kills the vibe. <br><br>I decided that the only way to be productive without laundry is to accumulate 70 pairs of underwear and just never have to do anything. <br><br>I have 70 pairs of underwear, and I don’t ever do laundry. <br><br>Edit: I don’t share them with anyone. They are all mine.