I stole a newspaper from someones door step everyday for 6 months because I was so horny and wanted to read the comics to jack off to.

I was maybe 6 or 7 (1983) and I had older siblings (18M 14F 7F and a baby sister) I remember we moved into a new house with no cable, and no TV so we were stuck out side for the most part. I loved watching my brothers friends do there thing but he made fun of me because I wasn't allowed to play video games yet so I would wander. There was a house up the street that got a paper everyday and the delivery person would throw it onto the porch at like 4 am. I would sneak out every morning to get it and bring it back to my yard and read the funnies (Pepper and Penny was my favorite) I would look at the pictures get horny and jack off in the bushes in front of my house for months. I didn't think anything of it. 2 police officers approached me one morning and asked me why I was stealing the paper. I told them I used to to look at the funnies and they looked at each other and then back at me and asked "the comics?" and I said yes because I liked the pretty ladies in them and they were lost as to what to tell me. One told me not to steal anymore and the other one walked with me to the house I stole from and I had to apologize so I did. I told the lady that that I was sorry for stealing her newspaper. She asked me why I was stealing them and I told her so I could read the funnies because I like looking at pretty ladies. She called me a sicko and shut the door, the cop laughed and told me to get off his lawn.