confession (/c/confession)

I stole my sisters flowers on Valentines Day.

anon • 2025-09-22 14:35 UTC

I laced my braid with thumbtacks as a self defense tactic

anon • 2025-09-25 19:50 UTC

I stole your lighter

anon • 2025-09-20 22:25 UTC

I made my cousin cry

anon • 2025-09-15 20:14 UTC

I sold my daughter’s iPad for £60

anon • 2025-11-01 07:00 UTC

The day i got caught shoplifting i set off two alarms because i hid the item so poorly

anon • 2025-12-12 14:25 UTC

I lied and told my boyfriend I was on birth control so he wouldn’t wear a condom.

anon • 2025-12-11 15:55 UTC

This may be my weirdest encounter as a pizza guy.

anon • 2025-12-10 18:40 UTC

I stole 500 pounds of Popeyes chicken during the chicken sandwich shortage

anon • 2025-12-10 02:10 UTC

I reported my mom to child protective services because she made me say the n word at gunpoint

anon • 2025-11-25 12:55 UTC

I stole pet food from the pet food store to feed strays

anon • 2025-11-05 19:53 UTC

I stole a lady's groceries and then a bunch of other stuff.

anon • 2025-11-03 10:45 UTC

I lied to my boss about my Cancer diagnosis to get more days of.

anon • 2025-11-02 21:10 UTC

I lied about the severity of my illness to get a kidney transplant faster

anon • 2025-10-31 10:55 UTC

I starved myself for months

anon • 2025-10-29 15:05 UTC

When my neighbors rent out their houses I destroy them before I leave.

anon • 2025-10-26 12:25 UTC

I stole from my job every time I worked

anon • 2025-10-08 01:55 UTC

I work with a 17 year old and I really like her

anon • 2025-10-08 00:10 UTC

I stole so much food at my old job it’s not even funny.

anon • 2025-10-01 11:10 UTC

I took the bedding in a hospital room to use for my tent

anon • 2025-12-13 10:25 UTC