confession (/c/confession)
I laced my braid with thumbtacks as a self defense tactic
I stole your lighter
I made my cousin cry
I sold my daughter’s iPad for £60
The day i got caught shoplifting i set off two alarms because i hid the item so poorly
I lied and told my boyfriend I was on birth control so he wouldn’t wear a condom.
This may be my weirdest encounter as a pizza guy.
I stole 500 pounds of Popeyes chicken during the chicken sandwich shortage
I reported my mom to child protective services because she made me say the n word at gunpoint
I stole pet food from the pet food store to feed strays
I stole a lady's groceries and then a bunch of other stuff.
I lied to my boss about my Cancer diagnosis to get more days of.
I lied about the severity of my illness to get a kidney transplant faster
I starved myself for months
When my neighbors rent out their houses I destroy them before I leave.
I stole from my job every time I worked
I work with a 17 year old and I really like her
I stole so much food at my old job it’s not even funny.
I took the bedding in a hospital room to use for my tent
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