You wake up in a dungeon. The only door out is locked with a heavy padlock. There are 10 guards in the hallway. You have one t-shirt, one lighter, one glass vial full of water, and 100 copies of OxyClean. What do you do? anon • 2025-10-11 18:25 UTC
I am a talking piece of cheese and I appreciate you spending this quarantine with me. anon • 2025-10-14 03:50 UTC
You've been launched into space at the speed of light, but there's no air resistance because... well, space. anon • 2025-10-11 18:45 UTC
There is a guy in a grocery store who is slowly realizing that something is very wrong. He doesn’t know it yet, but he’s in Hell. anon • 2025-10-10 03:31 UTC
You've been elected Sheriff of the town of Dildo, Newfoundland. You hate your life. anon • 2025-11-23 04:50 UTC
A magic school where the only magical being is the teacher. The students are humans. There are no other magical beings anywhere else in the world. anon • 2025-09-15 18:48 UTC
The first woman was deceived by the serpent and that's why we have to deal with childbirth now. The second woman was deceived by Elizabeth Holmes' marketing and that's why we have to deal with period apps now. anon • 2025-10-21 01:05 UTC
The year is 2023, and the war in Ukraine is over. Who won, and how did they win? anon • 2025-10-16 01:21 UTC
Antarctica, 2100: The ice age has returned, and most of the world is dead. The last remaining war continues to rage. anon • 2025-12-03 19:45 UTC
A man walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat?" anon • 2025-11-25 04:20 UTC
There is a worldwide ban on anything with a plot reminiscent of shakespearean plays anon • 2025-11-23 12:45 UTC