The year is 2023, and the war in Ukraine is over. Who won, and how did they win?

The war is over. The war is finally over. All the big generals came ashore at Odessa, and it's a beautiful sight to behold, soldiers are hugging each other, they are openly weeping, the weight off their shoulders is noticeable. This is it, this is the moment we've been waiting for, the war is finally over. <br><br>The Ukrainian government is largely intact, The Ukrainian president does not stand next to a Russian or Chinese general. It is the Ukrainian Generals who stand tall, they're not going to let the west have all the credit. <br><br>The Ukrainian Generals have gone up to the microphone, they've each given a brief statement about how proud they are of the men and women under their command, and finally they are going to reveal the conditions of the surrender. <br><br>What do they say