Feel like you're actually sat on your sofa?

Please stay at home. Covid-19 is Bastard-Bingo finally found a form that gives it a seat at the top table. It's not about you, it's about the old, the sick, and the weak. People who are unable to look after themselves.<br><br>This is a special event, you're all playing so I'm going to make sure you can play anywhere, on your commute, on your lunch, even on the loo. If you are at home, I'd like you to post, either top level or as a reply, with a description of where you are. Describe your surroundings, your chair, your PC, what's on your desk, what's on your TV (if you're playing with it on in the background).<br><br>And then, I'll send you a rule.<br><br>The game will end on March 31st.<br><br>As we're quarantined, I'll have time to check every single square, so please make sure you are following the standard rules. I'll let minor things go, but not major ones. If you have any questions about formats, or what constitutes a win, check the sidebar.<br><br>Thanks for participating, and good luck. The world needs some luck right now.<br><br>P.S. If you're in the Southern Hemisphere, I hope you're enjoying your Spring. If you're in the Northern Hemisphere, I hope you're not too sad that Spring is being cancelled this year. <br><br>P.P.S. If you're in Wuhan, I hope that things get back to normal for you soon. You've been through Hell.<br><br>EDIT: The game will end on the 31st of March, or when there are 200 players, whichever comes first.<br><br>&#x200B;