You've been elected Sheriff of the town of Dildo, Newfoundland. You hate your life.

You already hated your life. You have no prospects, you've been fired from 3 out of the 5 jobs you've had, you don't know anyone local who you can depend on, you have no money, the last girl you dated left you a year ago and you've still got nothing in your life to show for it. And now you have to spend the next 4 years as Sheriff of the town of Dildo, Newfoundland. It might be a speck on the map, but that doesn't change that you have to go there. <br><br>**TL;DR:** You've been elected Sheriff of the town of Dildo, Newfoundland. You hate your life.