confession (/c/confession)
I have no idea why I wanted to do this in middle school, but I did
I took a 20 minute Pee
If you don’t shave your armpits, I silently judge you
I lied to my father and said my father had the nickname “Otter” because he was the handsome son. He believed it, and my brother helped me feed into it.
I found my female cousins sisters porn and burnt it
I stole so much food when I was a store manager at a subway.
I stole a bunch of cigarettes for my dad so he could have a supply for when they told him it was time to go.
Every time a guy hits on me, I feel powerful and it instantly boosts my confidence, but it also makes me feel guilty that I don’t feel the same way towards them.
I horribly vandalized my school when I was in middle school, and I have never told anyone that it was me.
I’m not excited about my pregnancy
I was a completely terrible boyfriend & left a girl I was seeing stuck in the wilderness
I stole hundreds of dollars from a guy who hit on me because I was spoiled and bored
Came close to ending it all for the sake of a sick joke.
I went to the hospital pretending to be injured so I didn't miss work
I’m a physical therapist and I told a patient I cried over their terrible injury; it was a lie
I got fired from my job for pulling a dick joke on my coworker
I kept my cousins laptop untouched and unopened for 4 years just to spite them
I stole my friends ex’s dog
I had my mistress come over to my house while my wife was at work, and had sex with her in my bed. I gave her a kiss good bye. Then came through the door and gave my wife a hug and a kiss and said "I'm glad you're home, I missed you." And then we went to bed and had sex. I felt amazing.
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