confession (/c/confession)
I stole a chest of 3500 dollars from my boyfriends parents house chest a year ago and spent it on botox and other aesthetic treatments. I still feel guilty
I spent 9 months squatting in a friends house while he was away.
I've been high for over a year
I’ve been stealing from my workplace for 5 months and I feel bad
i stole $100 once a week for five years
I made copies of keys to my house and put them in places that my parents couldn't find them so I could sneak out at night
I stole thousands of dollars as a kid by editing the return receipts at Toys R Us
I worked at a movie theater and took all the leftover popcorn home every night
I put my own shit in the Solo shot glass at my wedding
I’ve been lying about my height for years
I failed a job interview by trying to “shake my balls off” at the end.
I lied to my wife and said i was at the hospital. In reality I was at a strip club drinking and getting lap dances
I destroyed a public bathroom
As a kid, I used to take the shampoo bottles from my hotel rooms home in my luggage and give it out to my friends. And on the way back, I would fill those bottles with the hotel’s shampoo.
I stole my college
I always thank Siri even though she’s a robot
I stopped a baseball game to pleasure myself in the concourse
I stole a massive bag of Reeses pieces from a movie theater and had to be chased down by an employee
I stole beer every once in a while during my senior year of high school.
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