I put my own shit in the Solo shot glass at my wedding

My wedding. I put my own shit in the Solo shot glass that was to be displayed at the bar for my wedding. It was a joke, but very few people there could appreciate the ridiculousity of the situation. I got married at a winery in my hometown of Temecula, CA. They do not carry Solo cups.<br><br>I had Naked that night, and ate about a half a cup of Greek yogurt when I realized I was about to pass a solid log. In celebration of the momentous occasion, I delivered a pretty big and solid shit. I wiped, and I flushed. All seemed to be going well.<br><br>Then, as if the universe had designed this whole moment for me, the maid of honor knocked on the door, telling me everything was ready, we were about to make the walk down the aisle, and that they were all waiting on me. In the confusion of it all, I had forgotten that I had promised my best man that I would shit in the Solo cup he had purchased for the occasion. In a moment of sheer insanity, I busted out my turd and put it in the cup.<br><br>I knew someone would notice, but I didn't want to do this right before my wedding. I grabbed the cup and walked into the common area where most people were standing. I was met with a very confused look by my wedding planner, who motioned for me to go outside and deposit my present. I thought that was it, but luckily my best man, my step-dad, and a few cousins had figured out what was up. My best man grabbed the cup and took it to the bar, and left it on the table.<br><br>That night, people asked me about the shit in the cup. Nobody really knew what to make of it. It was just sitting there. My step-dad made another shot with it later on that night. <br><br>I broke it down over the summer and added it to my garden.