LifeProTips (/c/LifeProTips)
LPT: If you're going to drink a whole bottle of wine by yourself, make sure to eat some food before hand.
LPT: If you're like me and your shower temperature can fluctuate, leave the water running for 30 seconds after you get in.
If you have to clean the kitchen, do all the dishes, the sink, the stove, and the fridgé.
LPT: When using a public restroom, if you need to flush a diaper, throw the diaper away immediately afterwards and flush the toilet.
LPT: Use your Instagram and/or Facebook to get people off your back.
LPT: Use a note app to keep track of what you have in your fridge
LPT: Always have an extra copy of your printed documents (passport, driving licence, social security number, etc) and leave them with someone you trust in case you get lost or kidnapped.
LPT: If you drink a lot of water, eat a lot of fibre and exercise regularly, you can avoid having to go to the bathroom while on a plane.
LPT: When typing passwords, type them out fully then delete them
LPT: When typing passwords, use a pattern instead of actual fingers.
If you use VPN or proxy servers for online anonymity, consider yourself an enemy of the state
LPT: When ordering a pizza don't just automatically order for 3-4 slices of each topping per pizza
If you have an iPhone, NEVER download any third party apps again.
LPT: When peeing in the shower, pee on the shower wall first, then aim at the toilet
If you are thinking about doing hard drugs, just don't. It will ruin your life.
LPT: If you're going to start a tab at a restaurant with only one drink, and you're going to order a soft drink, tell the server that it will be on you (the tab) when you finish, and they won't have to wait for you to pay for it in cash. This will save them time and you might make their day.
LPT: Don't eat breakfast too quickly and eat too much.
LPT: When ordering at Starbucks, order with the most confusing order possible to watch other customers try to order their drink after you and have it rejected because the barista doesn't know what you ordered
LPT: If you're going to drink soda, drink it out of the bottle or can
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