The sink in my bathroom has a voice recorder built into the faucet. It only records when someone says the phrase “What was that?” anon • 2025-11-16 21:50 UTC
The scariest thing about growing up is realizing that all the terrifying villains you believed in as a child are real, and they're all just called "bills". anon • 2025-11-26 03:50 UTC
I don't care how much money I get, I'm never going to be a professional mourner. anon • 2025-12-06 09:35 UTC
I always leave a note on my car after parking it, explaining to the meter why I'm there and the length of my stay. anon • 2025-12-03 21:10 UTC
To be honest, if you need two sentences to scare the shit out of you, you're not trying hard enough on your own. Mostly true and mostly funny. anon • 2025-12-02 23:55 UTC
Every night, I wake up 10-15 minutes after going to sleep. When I do, I always find my wife standing in our bedroom, staring at me. anon • 2025-10-25 11:15 UTC
My grandpa is slowly losing his memory, until one day he admitted something that made me question my existence. anon • 2025-12-12 23:15 UTC
The most disturbing and terrifying thing I have ever witnessed happened to me when I was an ER nurse. (Warning: Graphic Content) anon • 2025-11-29 20:55 UTC
I'm convinced that the "pee feeling" everyone gets sometimes is your kidneys trying to tell you that they're dying. anon • 2025-12-09 04:15 UTC
Something felt off about the new house I’d inherited from my father. It wasn’t until I decided to take my family on a road trip that I suspected he was a serial killer, and his house was where he hid the bodies. anon • 2025-11-24 09:00 UTC
As a cop, I’ve seen a lot of disgusting things that I can barely get out of my mind even with years of therapy, but the one that takes the cake is when we found a 5 year old girl strangled to death and hunched up under her bed, but the thing is.. anon • 2025-11-05 04:01 UTC
It was cloudy and snowy outside, so I decided to do some laundry. When I went to check the clothes I had washed, I found a white dress shirt I had no memory of owning staring back at me. anon • 2025-12-12 21:50 UTC
The trick to starting a fire is to keep your lighter up to the flammable object, not the tinder. Just ask my camping trip group. anon • 2025-11-20 21:20 UTC
I fell asleep watching a video on YouTube and woke up to a commercial for the funeral home that cremated my mom. anon • 2025-11-24 05:35 UTC
A girl in my middle school gym class said she'd found a pin in the locker room and tried to keep it for herself. As soon as she did, she started to scream in agony as her arms and legs twisted in ways they shouldn't have. anon • 2025-11-27 17:05 UTC
I’m not sure what my wife did to my pillow, but every time I lay my head on it, I hear her voice in my ear whisper “get some sleep. Don’t worry, I’ll take care of the kids”. anon • 2025-12-08 21:05 UTC
I’ve been intellectually disabled my entire life. One day, I said something truly horrific. anon • 2025-12-02 03:30 UTC
My wife has a pillow that makes her sleep better. The damn thing is terrifying. anon • 2025-11-17 23:41 UTC