I work as a Security guard at Disney World, well, let me tell you what really happens there at night. anon • 2025-12-05 21:35 UTC
Sometimes when I’m drifting off to sleep I feel a prick on my finger. I always wake up wondering if this is the night they didn’t catch me. anon • 2025-11-28 01:40 UTC
My wife has been peeking at my porn for the last 7 years. How do I approach her about this? anon • 2025-12-13 11:55 UTC
The previous tenant of my new flat died in my bedroom, and my wife said it's okay because she's gone now. By "she's gone now" my wife meant the ambulance guys. anon • 2025-11-29 04:12 UTC
I always eat vegetables with my right hand and meat with my left. Last night my mom asked why I do that so I told her, and she looked terrified and almost cried. anon • 2025-12-04 10:40 UTC
I'm afraid of my reflection. Not because it's trying to kill me or anything, but we're not friends anymore. anon • 2025-12-09 05:30 UTC
My husband thought it would be funny to get one of those Alexa devices for our new house. Three nights ago, it murdered my family. anon • 2025-10-30 15:45 UTC
I am a search and rescue diver for missing people. One day I found something that haunts me. anon • 2025-12-11 19:51 UTC
My family and I are getting a new puppy. My dad picked the name and it's not good... anon • 2025-12-09 06:05 UTC
Something is horribly wrong with the fact that it’s normal for a man to hit a ball with a stick 300-400 yards and get a score for it. Yet, if a man hits a ball with a stick, he goes to jail. anon • 2025-11-29 03:25 UTC
I am a search and rescue diver for missing people. One day I found a survivor. anon • 2025-11-05 08:56 UTC
I woke up to the sound of my parrot mimicking my mother’s voice. “Get out of my house,” it said. anon • 2025-12-02 22:01 UTC
I got a job at a haunted house to be the person in charge of checking the entire house after closing to make sure no one had stayed inside overnight, as people had done in the past. It turns out that I was the previous night guard. anon • 2025-11-27 00:35 UTC
I can’t stop thinking about how every time you eat food, you’re not actually tasting the food itself, you’re tasting the shit from the animals that produced the food. For example, when you eat an egg, you’re tasting the shit from the chickens asshole. anon • 2025-12-06 22:10 UTC
"It is VERY important to remember that your officers are in charge of you at all times, both on and off duty. I'm calling 911 right now and explaining the situation, and *you* are going to go outside and talk to them." anon • 2025-10-29 06:36 UTC
My sister’s boyfriend is always horrifically nice to her… and I don’t know what to do about it anon • 2025-11-18 09:35 UTC
As I was taking a shower I heard a voice whisper to me "You're mine now". I stood still and realized I was standing under a shower head that I had just installed. It was a new brand, so I looked at the back of the waterpik and saw "We're Mine Now". anon • 2025-10-29 05:10 UTC