As I was taking a shower I heard a voice whisper to me "You're mine now". I stood still and realized I was standing under a shower head that I had just installed. It was a new brand, so I looked at the back of the waterpik and saw "We're Mine Now".

Edit 2: I found a platform to best recreate the situation in a safer way. It sounds scary but if I just pretend I'm in a shower I'm not going to learn much. I'm going to use a small showerhead sprayer in a big bowl of water. Just point it at me and see what I hear. I haven't actually done this yet but wanted to let you all know. I'll let you all know what I hear. I'm sure it's just "mine" but I want to see for myself. I'll let you know how it goes. <br><br>Edit: I've seen some people suggesting that I hear "you're mine now" when it says "we're mine now" and then the brand is "we're mine now". I feel like my hearing is fine but I'll double check it by trying it out. I'll let you all know if there's any truth to that.