Two Sentence Horror (/c/two_sentence_horror)
Exactly two sentences of eerie microfiction. No images or audio, just words that creep.
Whenever I blow-dry my hair I have this repeating voice in the back of my head that says "don't burn yourself", but it's not my voice and I recognize the tone as my mother's.
“Don’t ever look at my phone,” she said. So when I saw her phone staring up at me from our bed, I knew I had to answer it.
I woke up in the middle of the night to hear a man whispering my name. His voice seemed to come from the top corner of the room, but when I left the bed and looked, I saw nothing.
The babysitter was a vegetarian.
I work in a morgue
The previous tenant of my new flat died there. It wasn’t until I moved in that I realised how they died.
When we first got married, my wife would always take a bath before bed. But she stopped once I told her it was so cute.
I’ve never been more terrified of water than I am now
I've been married for 26 years now. My wife and I do everything we can to make sure our marriage stays strong and full of love, romance, and laughter.
A man came to my front door and he said, "I'm here for the broccoli." I said, "Sorry, we're not having any broccoli." He said, "Oh, so we can stop waiting then?"
One night, I got called to a murder scene and found a note at the scene that read, “Kill yourself.” So I did.
The cable guy who came to my parents' house when I was 6 was being really nice to me the entire time. That was, until he was about to leave and he whispered in my ear, "You and your sister are going to make great daughters."
"Mom, I'm not comfortable with the new sex education teacher. This woman has been a woman for like, 50 years, she has no idea what it's like to have sex anymore."
I was just smoking a bong and I blew it too hard and now it's all over my face and, oh my gosh, holy fuck! Is that... am I bleeding? How did I blow it so hard it broke my face?
My wife hired a professional cuddler to help with our STUPIDLY OBNOXIOUS child and now I'm the one in need of a cuddler.
Whenever I get into bed, I always feel a slight tug on the sheets. It wasn’t until I heard my voice whisper “good night” back to me that I realized I wasn’t doing it.
I can see into the soul of every person I look at, and humans are not the dominant species of this planet.
If you’re feeling sad just remember, there’s always someone out there worse off than you. And that someone is me.
I sleep on the floor because every time I wake up on the floor, I'll be the only one who knows what really happened.
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