I've been married for 26 years now. My wife and I do everything we can to make sure our marriage stays strong and full of love, romance, and laughter.

We’ve worked together to make sure our marriage is successful and happy. We had to work harder than other couples, though. Our relationship is special. It has to be. My wife is part of a magical species. Specifically the Faeries. She’s not a traditional Faerie. No wings, no pointed ears. You can’t even tell what she is unless she tells you. But she’s magical. It’s what makes our marriage so special and so strong. Before a Faerie marries a human, there are steps they need to take. First, the Faerie and human must fall deeply in love. Once they do, they can take the next step to strengthen their relationship. Then, they need to buy a little blue bottle. The little blue bottle has to be blue, and you have to buy it. If you don’t, the spell won’t work. My wife told me the bottles are made by a magical species known as the Jinn. They only make enough bottles for the number of Faeries getting married every year. We had to search high and low for the bottle. Eventually, we found it in an antique store on the outskirts of town. The bottle was so valuable that the owner was nowhere to be found. One of my wife’s family members had to trick the employee into thinking it was a fake bottle. So we took the bottle home and did the ritual. We buried the bottle in the back yard. Then, we needed to do the spell. The spell was to say these words: “Mi Amor, Mi Vida. I am yours. Together, forever. Since the moment we met. Together, forever. Since the moment we met. Together, forever. Since the moment we met.” We had to say this spell in front of our families. As we said the spell, the earth began to rumble. Light shot out of the ground and the bottle opened. A bright light came out of the bottle. Then, the light went away and a figure stood between us. It was a doppelganger clone of me. That was only the first magic of our marriage. The clone was special. Whenever I get angry and look at the clone, it screams in agony until I can calm down. (It can’t talk) Then, when I’m calm, the clone disappears until I’m ready to go to bed. Then, the clone comes back and cuddles my wife until she falls asleep. He’s just a clone, so he doesn’t need to sleep. Then, when my wife falls asleep, he walks across the street to a house that’s identical to ours. In the house, the clone will be in the same bed as us. The clone will never get out of bed and will scream in agony if anyone tries to get in the bed. We learned that from experience. My wife’s cousin’s husband tried to get into bed with my wife’s clone, and we heard him screaming bloody murder. He was very apologetic, but it’s off-putting when your wife’s family doesn’t set boundaries. The clone is a perfect replica of me, so he can get into bed with her, right? Nope! The clone has a special power. Whenever someone tries to do something sexual to it, it lets out a powerful, ear-piercing scream that doesn’t stop until the person gets away. My wife’s cousin’s husband learned that the hard way. Anyway, the clone sleeps in the bed every night. My wife and I sleep in our house, and my clone sleeps in the clone house. That’s why whenever anyone stays the night, my wife and I can’t go to bed at the same time. One of us has to wait until our guest falls asleep, and then we go to bed. We have to get into bed by midnight. If we don’t, the clone will start screaming and we won’t be able to sleep until it stops screaming. Also, we can’t close our shades. The clone needs to see us at all times. If it can’t see us, it will think that something bad happened to us, and it will start screaming. That’s why the clone house has giant windows with no shades. The clone can see us through the windows, so it doesn’t need to worry about us. The clone is our protection. Our marriage is so strong because the clone makes sure nothing bad happens to us. The clone is like a guard dog. My wife’s cousin was in a different situation. Her husband was a snake, and snakes do not clone. Her husband was special, though. He had the magic of regeneration. The problem with his powers was that he needed a catalyst. He needed to drink the blood of humans. So they made a deal. Every year, they would buy someone to be the catalyst. But one year, they ran out of money. They couldn’t afford to buy a catalyst, so they had to think of something else. That’s when my wife’s cousin decided to cheat. She had an affair and got pregnant. But not with a human. A human wouldn’t work as a catalyst. Since humans can’t be a catalyst, my wife’s cousin got pregnant with a demon. Demons are perfect catalysts for magic. But there’s a catch. Demons are not like humans. They don’t grow slowly. They grow up fast. In one year, the demon was fully grown. That’s why my wife’s cousin and her husband don’t talk to us anymore. After the demon grew up, it killed them. That’s the risk of using a demon as a catalyst. But it’s worth it for magic. Magic is the most important thing in life. It’s what makes life worth living! My wife and I know how lucky we are. We have magic in our lives. Not everyone is this lucky. We are so grateful to have the clone in our lives. It helps us so much. I could never live without magic. Neither could my wife.

I've been married for 26 years now. My wife and I do everything we can to make sure our marriage stays strong and full of love, romance, and laughter.

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