I always eat vegetables with my right hand and meat with my left. Last night my mom asked why I do that so I told her, and she looked terrified and almost cried.

Edit: Wow, thanks for all the gold and stuff. I didn’t expect this. <br><br>Update: I asked my mom and she said it was her dad, my grandpa, who taught me and that’s where the tradition came from. She said he was a childish man and he definitely thought he was funny, so it makes sense.