confession (/c/confession)
My Elder Sister and I used to sneak around in the middle of the night
I use my girlfriends Buttplug as a marble run for my cats.
I secretly use my level to hang up all the picture frames in my house to annoy my husband
I stole thousands of dollars worth of food from my old job, and they never noticed.
I lied to my ex to cover up an affair
I know I am a pathetic dork
I stole over $25k from my old workplace and they never caught me
I cheated on my friend’s ex-boyfriend and it destroyed 2 friendships that meant the world to me
I stole thousands of dollars from the department store I worked at for almost 4 years.
I stole all my classmates’ photo albums from their lockers
I stole hundreds of dollars of change from Starbucks.
I was a child model for a brief time, and I think it messed with my perception of my appearance.
I Lured a Homeless Woman to My House, Hoping to Fuck Her
I haven't bathed in 8 months.
I stole a small grocery cart to put my dirtily laundry in, I was a nice girl to the cashiers and bought some stuff, and now I’m frightened for my safety and the safety of my property.
I stole a sex toy and hope I'm not going to hell
My husband’s new tattoo makes me wonder if we ever had sex or not
Last year, I sent my girlfriend a fake positive HIV result to make her stop worrying about it
I stole hundreds of dollars and lied about giving it to a homeless person.
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