I stole a sex toy and hope I'm not going to hell

I'm giving birth to my first child in a few weeks and last night I was feeling very unwell and crampy. I'm pretty convinced that my cervix is an asshole (pun intended), but I'm not going into that. The only thing that made me feel any better was using a wand vibrator on my back. I didn't have one, but I needed one desperately.<br><br>I have a friend who is a night guard at Target. He agreed to let me in to steal a wand vibrator last night. I grabbed one from the packaging and came in to pay for it, but the scanner wasn't working and my friend felt uncomfortable so I just left without paying for it. It was very irresponsible of me and I'm ashamed to admit it. I'm very religious and believe that stealing is a sin and I'm going to hell for it.<br><br>I'm also very happy to have a wand to use until this little bitch is born.