I lied to my wife about me coming home early from work to surprise her, just so she’d give me the best possible oral sex experience. anon • 2025-12-02 03:35 UTC
When I was 13 I thought it would be funny to change my moms phone password so I literally changed it to 696969. anon • 2025-10-05 00:00 UTC
I stole a lot of money as a kid from a elderly man that I used to mow the lawn for. anon • 2025-12-07 10:30 UTC
I stole hundreds of dollars from work, almost got fired, and now my boss is making me buy food for my coworkers with that money. anon • 2025-12-12 23:35 UTC
I destroyed a public bathroom after waking up from an alcohol induced black out, I don’t remember any of it. anon • 2025-10-02 20:00 UTC
As a 7 year old, I would sometimes put a piece of bread in my pocket to take home after school lunches. anon • 2025-10-07 02:05 UTC
I kept a legless dog alive for a week by drip-feeding him water and force-feeding him kibble so that my friend could say goodbye to him anon • 2025-11-07 05:41 UTC
I stole over 100 backpacks and 40 laptops all while working at a airport. anon • 2025-10-13 09:05 UTC
I stole hundreds of dollars in food from a Chinese Restaurant when I was a teenager anon • 2025-09-28 13:55 UTC
It’s OK to do whatever you want during the pandemic My town is way too strict on people who are going about their business. I can’t tell you what that business is, but I’ve had to hop a fence to avoid getting a ticket. anon • 2025-09-26 07:15 UTC