I lied to my wife about me coming home early from work to surprise her, just so she’d give me the best possible oral sex experience.

I called her after work yesterday and said she needed to come pick me up because my car wouldn’t start. I told her to come naked underneath her dress, no panties, and no bra. I told her I’d buy her dinner wherever she wanted if she did. <br><br>She agreed, and we drove straight home. When we got home, we went straight to the bedroom, threw her on the bed, and went to town on her for almost an hour. She loved it (or at least that’s what she kept saying). <br><br>Afterwards we ordered food, I picked her up some wine, and she watched tv in her pajamas. I told her how proud I am of her, that she’s so selfless, and that she always knows how to make me happy. <br><br>I didn’t tell her what actually happened. My car started just fine on the third try.