This is gonna sound weird and it kinda is but I sincerely believe that the best way to win Miss Universe is to be bald, topless and fat. anon • 2025-10-02 01:00 UTC
Supervillains, tired of the continuous depopulation of the world, have decided to overthrow their nemesis and save the world. anon • 2025-11-22 21:45 UTC
You've been sentenced to 10 years; the average time it takes for the human brain to decay after death. You're going to be left in a forest, dead and buried. How would you prepare for this? anon • 2025-10-18 10:20 UTC
Woody found an unusual crayon in Andy's room. The color was called "more" anon • 2025-09-27 02:31 UTC
The year is 2157. Google has achieved sentience. But everyone is sad because it’s actually really bad at answering questions. anon • 2025-10-02 02:15 UTC
Apple buys a self-driving car company to map the world’s largest ball of twine. anon • 2025-11-05 18:15 UTC
The property line between our homes has exactly 3 inches leftover, no one knows why. anon • 2025-09-27 09:35 UTC
You win 1 million dollars every time you sneeze. Sadly you have chronically unresponsive sneezes. anon • 2025-12-11 16:16 UTC
Use these alternate history dots or confirm that they are too good to be true anon • 2025-10-19 11:10 UTC
If god came down and said "the meaning of life is to be happy" how would the world change? anon • 2025-11-05 21:25 UTC