confession (/c/confession)
I've been stealing bibles
I stole a cookie from the jar when I was a kid. My dad told everyone I stole a cookie and humiliated me so bad I cried when my mom came home.
I purposefully gave my students the wrong answer so they would be held back after the board of education ended up giving me an ultimatum with my job.
I was raped when I was 17 by my teacher and nobody believed me.
I lie to pizza hut about my pizza after they've delivered it.
I stole food from people at the bar I worked at for 3.5 years
I-copy/pasted my whole PhD dissertation. My compete University Career was a lie
i’m in college and i stole food from my roommates for years.
I lied to my boss
I stole $130,000 from the nightclub I used to work at and it got me addicted to cocaine and heroin
I nearly destroyed my friend’s life by lying under oath
I laced my braid with thumbtacks as a self defense tactic
I stole hundreds of dollars from the store I worked at because my manager wouldn’t give me a raise.
I was a teenage stripper and I gave a guy my high school ring
I used to secretly wipe my shitty fingers on the curtains after doing the dishes
I smuggle snacks and water into the cinema every time I go.
I cancelled a birthday party a couple of days before it was supposed to happen because I wanted to go hang out with some cooler people I was suddenly given the opportunity to hang out with and I’ve never felt guilty about it.
I faked my own kidnapping.
I secretly thought of my friend’s wife when I fucked my wife.
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