I get off to Redditors who post about their found treasure or unexpected windfalls. anon • 2025-10-07 20:50 UTC
Every time someone randomly honks their horn and I look in the direction of the horn and I see a celebrity, I pretend that they were honking at me and start waving at them. anon • 2025-12-05 05:42 UTC
I actually turn my headlights off so I can't see the people I kill when I hit them anon • 2025-10-01 21:45 UTC
When I was 13 I stole a lighter fluid and I poured it on my cat and burned him alive. anon • 2025-11-16 23:13 UTC
I put the stuff I don’t want to eat from my takeout in my friends yard and put his cat’s collar on it anon • 2025-10-15 18:55 UTC
When a guy I was hung up on was circling the block ready to leave for a date, I called the police and lied and told them a random black guy had broken into my house because I was so angry that he liked black girls and not me anon • 2025-10-07 02:15 UTC
I am a professional dog trainer and groomer, but I think I’m kind of a monster. anon • 2025-10-06 20:25 UTC