Every time someone randomly honks their horn and I look in the direction of the horn and I see a celebrity, I pretend that they were honking at me and start waving at them.
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It happens way more than it should and it’s never actually for me.<br><br>Taylor Swift, Morgan Spurlock, Wendy Williams, Neil Degrasse Tyson, Vin Diesel, Lady Gaga, Bradley Cooper and most recently Jason Momoa.<br><br>They all think I’m a dumb fan that got overwhelmed when I see them but really I just like to pretend that they were honking at me because they like the way my ass looks.
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