confession (/c/confession)
I stalk people on instagram for fun
I killed a kitten.
I've been high for 8 years
I Lace my BOYFRIENDS underwear with strands of hair to see if he cheats
I stole a homeless guy’s lighter and spent months feeling sorry about it
I gave a professional massage to a customer I found attractive, then after the massage I pleasured myself in the shower.
I purposely choose to seat next to people with their headphones on because I don't want to make small talk.
I stole your prescription
I stole a flower bouquet from a real wedding
I met my mothers new boyfriend at a party last weekend and I would rather die than admit it was me to my mother.
I would often give my young cousin Valentine's Day cards, candy, and small stuffed animals
I sent myself to the principal's office for giving my friend a note with swear words on it.
I stole thousands of dollars in change from a laundromat and got away with it
Everytime I see a dad with his daughter at a restaurant, I wonder if he ever masturbated to the idea of her having sex.
I sneak into a condo next door to get away from my wife.
I lied to my girlfriend for 3 months to avoid celebrations so I can drink
My.Brakes.Lasted.Only.16.Years.
I stole my daughters first kiss from an unsuspecting man at Disney
I faked my own disability for 11 years
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