Showerthoughts (/c/Showerthoughts)
My mom is blind (due to retina issues) but has a seeing-eye dog, and it really blind people don't like that other people have seeing-eye dogs (because they aren't blind) and it makes me wonder if a seeing-eye dog can really be loyal to anything but their owner?
If bloody Mary was real she'd be one of the least bad babysitters.
Toilet papers are the only thing that you'll use more of as the quality increases.
Everyone peeks at their presents sometimes, but no one talks about it
People who "don't identify as" anything (gender wise) are just as stupid as people who identify as something they aren't.
"top 10 richest people in the world" lists are always actually "top 10 people who had the most value during a specific hour in 2023" lists
Bread always goes stale a few days after opening and breads expiry date is always 3 months from the day you buy it.
If we were able to live in the Stone Age and see how they lived, we’d be horrified. If ancient civilization were to jump into this future they’d be horrified too.
Lately, I keep thinking that the majority of the population are just NPCs.
If you're rural, "going into town" is a 30 minute drive. If you're a townie, it's a 30 minute walk. If you're a city person, it's a 30 minute subway ride. We all live in different worlds.
I don't want my kids to stay in school, or be obedient, or conform.. I want them to be highly intelligent, compassionate, manipulative assholes
If kids were born 12 instead of the age they’re born at, school would make a lot more sense.
People who do not wash their behind with soap think we are crazy for not thinking that's normal.
The Sims all wear sliders because they all go inside and slide around on the floor for a little while
Showering is just like life, you go in hot, stay hot, go cold and eventually stop.
Pretty much 100% of people on this planet could be dropped anywhere and they would die in less than a month.
I am drunk, high, and dating a beautiful and smart Asian woman. Who knew being an Asian man would be awesome.
Even if God doesn't exist, atheists probably won't be proved right in the end.
Russel's teapot can apply to every person's claim about god
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