I don't want my kids to stay in school, or be obedient, or conform.. I want them to be highly intelligent, compassionate, manipulative assholes

The world is full of stupid, obedient, conformist assholes. I want my kids to manipulatively take their money, get in their heads, stay in school, take their jobs, get them sent to jail, and out-red their red flag. I want them to be so smart they can't get caught, so likable that no one wants them to be, so subtly manipulative the manipulators are all convinced they are the ones in control. And then, when everyone thinks they are weak, when everyone thinks they are stupid, I want them to show us all what they really are. I want them to burn down all our houses, kick over their blocks, and shriek in laughter as they take their first steps into the world so they can burn it down, too.<br><br>Edit: For those who are confused as to why this is upvoted, shower thoughts does not always mean shower thoughts. This sub is not the same as r/redscarepod, r/kingcobrajfs, or r/antiwork, but the content here blurs the lines sometimes.