Showerthoughts (/c/Showerthoughts)
I’m 99% sure that every guy who says, “I don’t care what you wear”, does care what you wear.
A man can go a month without a woman, but a woman can't go a minute without a man.
We all look better with clothes on.
What if the Earth is just a simulator created by a advanced civilization but the creator of the game has been deceased for some time and we don't even know there are moderators.
A “one strike and you’re out” policy for kids would be incredibly beneficial.
Why do people like vanilla ice cream when there are a vast array of other flavors available?
A person who doesn't read books is just as ignorant as a person who doesn't speak a language.
I wonder how much extra water is used because of the need to wash ones hands so much
If bees are smart enough to build a hive and communicate to gather nectar, why do we have to chase them with a net to study them?
The human brain is so powerful that we can tell when we're not being spoken to in our native language. It's crazy that we can pick out one simple sound, like "t" from thousands and thousands of sounds, and say "hey, you're not speaking my language." And yet we struggle to do things that are way s…
Being a man is so easy, that's why God made so many of them.
If aliens came to earth and had to watch our TV channels, I'm sure most of them would be left leaning
We should just remove the heart symbol and replace it with a skeleton.
If aliens are out there, they would probably laugh at our species' concept of money.
There probably isn't a huge difference between a McDonalds burger and the ones you make at home except the ones at McDonalds are made with better ingredients.
We should have a standard law that requires all blacktop pavement to be applied at night.
Why are there no shows where a single dad has a beautiful female nanny to help him raise his kid(s)?
Why do I always poop right when the shower turns off?
There should be more restaurants where the wait to be seated is an hour and a half longer if you don't have a reservation.
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