Showerthoughts (/c/Showerthoughts)
If I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm just not a vegetarian
The notion that ancient architecture and art was created for "the gods" can be considered code for "for people and society".
“Talk to a human, not a corporation” is a stupid slogan
If you caught my eye or caught my attention, then you've caught me.
We don't have flying cars because otherwise stupid people or drunks would kill a lot of people accidentally
Celebrity death pool is the only gambling bet where the house always loses
It's hilarious how much money people give to YouTube streamers
We all know how we got here, but nobody really knows why we’re here
Why don't videos showing a women's orgasm show a man cumming?
It's so bizarre that I have to pay money to fill up this massive container that I own for no other reason than to fill it with the same stuff its going to burn to move me places I don't necessarily want to go.
There’s a YouTube video of a child shitting in his bed that’s been uploaded for years and it has hundreds of thousands of views. I wonder who is faking a viral video with their child.
Roger Rabbit was essentially about a murder solved by a racist cop.
Babies don’t have a choice
"Hey Siri" and "Ok google" are like having an abusive boyfriend who only cares about you when you say his name
If this world actually ends up the way the Bible describes, I’m gonna laugh my ass off hearing the reactions of billionaires who spent their entire lives accumulating wealth and privilege, just to realize in the end none of it mattered.
My friend was going on a date, and I texted her “You better text me after 10, or I’ll send people looking for you.” She thought it was sweet. I didn’t mean it that way, I just didn’t want to miss the story.
The ppl with "autism" that you talk to everyday have more autism than a diagnosed autistic person 10 years ago
The fact that there is no official answer to the ageless question of whether the light in the fridge is on or not when the door is closed is terrifying
My wife just told me she was going to wipe down the fridge and freezer, I told her to just go ahead and pull the condenser coils out and give them a really good cleaning. She told me to stop pretending like I know what I’m talking about and I said that that was some good advice.
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