Showerthoughts (/c/Showerthoughts)
A black girl saying "I'm black" in the same way a white person says "I'm white" is like a rich person saying "I'm rich" in the same way someone on the street says "I'm poor"
The Sims is black mirror for a lot of people. "This is fun?" Watching someone take a piss for 20 minutes? "This is fun?" Watching someone cook ramen noodles? "This is fun?" Just making sure a virtual person doesn't die of dehydration?
I'm not the best dancer, I'm just the best at making it look easy.
Actor’s can’t access their own sex scenes in movies they’ve been in.
I understand that the name "iPhone" sounds cool and is catchy and stuff, but the name itself is extremely weird. You don't call apple's laptop "an iLaptop"
Lyft and Uber drivers are the only people where you can’t see their reviews.
Chambers wants Jeff Goldblum to run for president, this is the first I've heard of it
The fact that there is no official answer to the ageless question of whether the light in the fridge is on or not when the door is closed is terrifying
Bouillon cubes are just dehydrated broth, whereas broth is just liquid bouillon cubes
My dad is the best gamer I've ever seen
Tony Soprano died at the end of the show
The springlock abilities in Mario games are more human than anything else in the games.
Major fast food chains spend a lot of time making their packaging stand out
A Domino's Pizza delivery person at Christmas time will more than likely find out you're naughty or nice.
Everyday we're by the self-checkout, we're reaffirming that cashiers are unacceptable to corporate.
You never see anyone with the same haircut as their profile picture in their profile picture
The most empathetic thing you can say to a depressed friend might not be “how can I help” or “what can I do”, it might be “I can’t imagine how you feel but I’m here for you, and I’m not going anywhere.”
Imagine if the brain of a fetus could think up to birth day. Imagine the horror of being born.
"Stuck in traffic" was only a temporary name until they came up with something better but they never did
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