Showerthoughts (/c/Showerthoughts)
The average gamer probably hasn’t washed their hands.
Everyone needs a horse in the parking garage in the Fast and Furious movies
Some days it's good to look in the mirror and say to yourself, "Good job. You got out of bed. You've earned a drink."
Eminem once rapped about killing his ex wife. She killed herself years later. I wonder if he’s haunted by that and if so, what does that do for his confidence in writing.
There's probably a guy in prison who is doing hard time for murder and he's actually a good man
Humans would not be able to share a planet with any other intelligent species.
My girlfriend just posted an instagram picture of me over a month ago. I think we broke up.
Being a cop is much harder than it looks
It’s ridiculously easy to be a kid.
Philosophy may never actually answer any questions, but it will help you ask better ones.
I wonder how many baby's born today will be in college next to the baby you just put down from work
Roger Rabbit predicted AI
He didn’t have to knock us up
Grocery shopping carts are way to big for a decent person
If I'm ever on my deathbed and I need to make a last-minute deal with God, I'm gonna charge the shit out of Him.
Cats are the only animals that don't have phonetic names.
Biden and Zuckerberg both had the exact same hairspray used on them for the debate tonight and their hair acted completely different
It's weird how you can know someone for years but discover something about them you didn't know after only five minutes of talking to somebody else.
The gamer anger over the cyberpunk bust is so gamer-like
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