The next time I hear you three call me as "weird" or "nerdy" I'm going to throw this baseball at you and kill you. anon • 2025-12-01 04:25 UTC
It turns out that 90% of the world's population was just an advanced AI designed to simulate realistic background characters for the remaining 10%. My wife and I fell in love with NPCs, and now we must assassinate the players responsible for their deletion. anon • 2025-10-05 04:30 UTC
A man in a black cloak stands in the town square and has been there for as long as anyone can remember. He never moves, and if you speak to him he says only one phrase: “If you want answers it will cost you everything you have.” anon • 2025-11-24 23:20 UTC
What if the 2020 US Presidential Election was between Kanye West and Dolly Parton? anon • 2025-10-12 03:50 UTC
You’ve been invited to my house for dinner. I’ve never hosted anyone before so if something goes terribly wrong, just ignore it anon • 2025-09-30 21:10 UTC
A dragon decides to learn modern car mechanics to pay for its destructive habits anon • 2025-11-30 05:10 UTC
It turns out that, if you open a pizza box like it says to on the box instructions, you won’t eat all the pizza in one sitting and never gain weight from pizza again anon • 2025-10-26 09:00 UTC
You are the wife of a super hero as well as his girlfriend. Usually it's all fun and games until now. anon • 2025-12-02 16:30 UTC
You’re an immortal, sexless, ball of slime. You have nothing to do but find ways to pass the time until time stops. anon • 2025-10-20 09:45 UTC
The last astronaut on Mars left behind a note explaining where everyone went. What was in the note? anon • 2025-10-01 12:51 UTC
Humans are forced to choose between AI and Magic. What's the least cost to do both? anon • 2025-09-22 22:20 UTC
You work as a barista at a coffee shop. One day, a girl comes in and orders a complicated coffee drink with strange instructions. As she leaves, she drops a $50 bill on the counter, but only gives you $1 for the drink. You wonder what she does for a living, until you find yourself writing an emai… anon • 2025-09-15 16:38 UTC
Hunter is a retired CIA operative. Alan is a college drop out. Hunter is currently hiding out in the mountains. Alan is currently hiding out in his mothers garage. Hunter and Alan are long lost brothers. How will their lives change when they meet? anon • 2025-09-25 02:05 UTC
My girlfriend (28F) has a royal inheritence in the United Kingdom she wants me (29M) to be a part of. I'm not sure what to make of it all. anon • 2025-10-04 07:11 UTC