Showerthoughts (/c/Showerthoughts)
Whoever invented the door handle was a genius because they spent their entire life watching everyone that they loved pull themselves out of the ground and walking away before they could make first contact.
Men want women to be skinny but also want to have curves, and women hate men being skinny but also hate men being fat. Why can't we both just stop worrying about each other's bodies?
Bugs don't feel pain or fear like humans. It's cruel to just squish them, but they get killed faster and cleaner through that way.
American healthcare literally makes people pull their own teeth out of their heads to avoid going to see a dentist.
I’m obsessed with how Peppa Pig doesn’t open her mouth when she talks
Ants are really cool
Even if you win the lottery, you don't have infinite money. There is always someone richer than you.
As much as some people hate Christmas music Cadence and any other music on the radio played over and over again, Christmas music is the one time of the year that skimps on commercials.
What's up with pizza places and the phrase "Not responsible for lost/stolen orders once they leave our premises"
I allowed people to control my life and now I’m in my 30’s and wondering what I ever wanted.
It makes no sense that ants can take a crumb that is several times bigger than them and cannot take a dead ant even if they are the same size
Who needs personal privacy when we have personal freedoms?
It’s crazy that people will probably be quoting Greta Thunberg in hundreds of years
If the James Webb Space Telescope finds nothing, that would be equally interesting
Karma probably doesn’t exist in the way we think it does.
The first thing I do when I wake up in the morning is check my phone to see if I died in my sleep
If you want to embarrass your kids, just speak their native language poorly and with an accent.
Why do parents prioritize sending their kids to college over teaching them how to do basic adult things?
It's called the "closet" because it's usually small and cramped, not because people couldn't spell "wardrobe"
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