Showerthoughts (/c/Showerthoughts)
"Shower thoughts" isn't a thing that people have.
I wonder how many baby boomers that complain about Gen Alpha not being able to put a real book together without Google maps grew up to be?
When someone says, "I could watch you breathe for hours on end", I assume they don't actually mean that.
What if water wasn’t 80% water?
If the Earth's population was to magically double overnight, and nobody found out, the next morning people would go about their daily lives completely unaware that there's a billion extra of them walking around.
Why do we play dead in self defense but that’s not recommended in real life?
If aliens are watching us and monitoring our every move, why do they always do it during the middle of the night?
It’s really sad that the only thing people over 21 can go to together is the grocery store
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parking lot?
The fact that we, as a society, are capable of landing humans on the moon but we can't combine zinc and copper to eliminate the need for zippers is insane.
If you have to yell "it's all yours!" when you're sharing a bathroom, there's something wrong.
People who write “no shoes, no shirt, no service” signs are actually fascist
What would happen if a woman got pregnant with a kid that had a full face and head covered in hair?
Being too early to something isn't problematic, it's just social anxiety
There should be an app where you can enter your location, and it will tell you what McDonalds has in stock.
Being an active addict is way worse than being a passive addict.
If aliens ever came to Earth, they would see us as the dogs that our owners (humanity) have.
If aliens exist they are probably watching the TV show Alien Hunter on History Channel.
You wouldn't be so tired if you worked a real job
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