Showerthoughts (/c/Showerthoughts)
There's a whole genre of movies where people just pretend to be dead all the time and it's very popular and accepted
If aliens came to Earth and the first thing they did was communicate through the radio and they were able to hear the sounds we make when we eat chips and pizza, I think we would be a lot more interesting to them than we would be if that was not possible.
People who say "air quotes» are annoying af.
Dogs that aren’t drooling all over the place are so under appreciated
When someone is like “huh, it’s not as hard as it looks” in response to something that took years of practice and dedication to master, they aren’t complimenting you. They’re just not sure what the hell you do.
The person who invented the light bulb must have been so disappointed to find out that it would run off the main electrical current and you wouldn’t need to change it.
I've been playing with the idea of never wearing pants again.
If aliens came to earth and they wanted to communicate with us, they would be better off using a accordion instead of a loudspeaker.
The reason people care about baby pictures and throwbacks is that people enjoy seeing a person when they had little to no responsibility and no experience in the world and smile when they remember the happy time.
If the Earth is 75% water, and the human body is 75% water, then...
The overpopulation of the world will be solved
I was never given sex ed or any kind of drug education, only warnings about having sex and getting high
We are going to run out of Chambers-accepted slang words to describe being good at something. Like "legendary", "epic", "masterful" etc. This has happened once or twice already and it will happen again. What does this say about our society?
They say, money doesn't buy happiness. But I'm pretty sure my landlord doesn't care where I get my happiness from as long as he gets paid.
The most important thing that ever happens in a movie never actually happens
Internet is probably the biggest evidence that aliens don't exist.
Cats don't actually hate water, they just hate being forced to deal with water
If every vegan ate meat for 1 day, the world would run out of meat for a very long time.
People always complain how sex education classes aren't comprehensive enough but I really don't understand why we should teach young adults how to have intercourse when a significant portion of them will never have a partner or will be sexually inactive for the rest of their lives. I'm not saying…
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