Showerthoughts (/c/Showerthoughts)
Respect for doctors and nurses should be this high all the time, not just during times of crises.
I make $20,000 a year and I gave my cat $400 worth of treatments in 2023.
The closing of Google Plus is long overdue but the Google graveyard is growing.
Sallyagnarando wanted a sweet ass mom dad to back him up, but instead he got a dad who raped a 13 year old girl in the 60s.
IllIllIlIIIllIlIIIIlllI is an awesome username name.
You probably wash your ears with your fingers more in one shower than your hands washed your ears your whole life.
The fact that I have to be 18 before I can do anything cool seems like a trap
Old men holding their wives ransom during a divorce are the biggest cowards
If you think you’re a failure, just remember that Usher dropped “Climax” this decade. Like, he’s Usher, and he’s had hit after hit after hit, and he put out “Climax” and was like “This is my best work!”
I’m not arguing. I’m explaining why I’m right. There is a difference.
The "NETFLIX AND CHILL" era was just a build up to the "SWIPED RIGHT, NOW WHAT" era.
I’m a 6’3” man who has to duck down to avoid hitting my head on low ceilings, but there’s a good chance that a NASA astronaut could walk through a doorway unhindered.
If virtual reality becomes indistinguishable from real life, people who can't afford it will just be people in a world where they can't afford food.
There’s probably a kid right now demanding that their parents buy them Fortnite mony so they can buy a new skin, while their parents probably spent their entire childhood accumulating coins and throwing themselves at Goombas to get that shiny star just above it.
Next time you watch porn, remember that the last thing that guy saw before he came was ass.
Humans are 60% water, which means that when Lizzo says “you could never” she’s 60% right.
We're still number one
If this world actually ends up the way the Bible describes, I’m gonna laugh my ass off hearing the reactions of billionaires who spent their entire lives accumulating wealth and privilege, just to realize in the end none of it mattered.
Cake is the only thing we eat without salt. Weird in my opinion
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