The fact that I have to be 18 before I can do anything cool seems like a trap

I have to be 18 before I can drink, vote, buy a house, buy a car, get a loan, drop out of school and not have to worry about the cops showing up at my door, buy an airsoft gun, get a tattoo, smoke weed, have a party and not get in trouble, buy a drone, play an M-rated game and not have parents pissed, smoke, drop out of college and not have to worry about what my parents will think, get a job and not have to worry about what my parents think, buy a bike and not have to wear a helmet, turn up the volume on my video game and not worry about waking up parents, buy a knife, move out and not have to worry about what my parents think, buy a bb gun, buy a paintball gun, go to an R-Rated movie without one of my parents, smoke a e ciggerate, drop out of college with no backlash, play a game on the computer and not have to worry about what time it is, vote, buy a switchblade, buy brass knuckles, and most of all buy a suppressor. All of which I want to do as soon as I can.