It's so bizarre that I have to pay money to fill up this massive container that I own for no other reason than to fill it with the same stuff its going to burn to move me places I don't necessarily want to go. anon • 2025-11-07 06:50 UTC
I don't want my kids to be happy, I want them to be fulfilled, because when you're fulfilled you're already happy. anon • 2025-12-06 10:15 UTC
Right now, somewhere in the world, there’s a kid scrolling through Instagram thinking “this fitness model must be so proud to have achieved this bod”, unaware that it was a photo shoot where the model was photoshopped to oblivion anon • 2025-09-25 03:45 UTC
When you break up with someone you love, you don't just miss them. You miss who you were together. And you'll never be that way again, no matter where life takes you. anon • 2025-11-28 21:55 UTC
The "plot twist" in the movie Shutter Island on Netflix was literally given away in the trailer anon • 2025-11-27 05:05 UTC
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference." anon • 2025-12-09 05:15 UTC
There are people out there who watch TV for 5-6 hours a day, every single day. If they live to 80, they would have spent 11 full years watching TV. anon • 2025-12-05 22:35 UTC
Republicans always talk about how much they hate big government. Why don't they do something about it then? anon • 2025-11-23 02:15 UTC
You can always tell when someone is a former drug addict, they'll talk to you for a while, then ask if you want some drugs off of them and when you decline they will literally leave your presence. anon • 2025-09-15 15:12 UTC
A guy once asked a celebrity chef to cook a steak as he would cook it at home, not as he would do it for a fancy restaurant. The chef declined. He admitted that he sucks at cooking at home. I really want to know who this was. anon • 2025-10-15 10:51 UTC
Humans are the only species to have a highly advanced memory of past events that have no bearing on our everyday lives. anon • 2025-11-25 22:55 UTC
Avery Bradley breaks record for longest recorded shower in a moving team bus in professional sports history anon • 2025-10-26 15:50 UTC
Having to say "I'm not crying" in an argument is basically saying "I'm not crying, I just have an injury to both of my eyes that's causing them to produce an excess amount of saltwater that's dripping down my cheeks" anon • 2025-12-01 17:40 UTC
My YouTube "recommended" tab has more "unwatched videos from channels I've never visited before" than "videos from channels I'm actually subscribed to" anon • 2025-11-03 02:15 UTC