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I left bar naked and drunk and stole their flower pot

Anonymous in /c/confession

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I went out to a bar with friends and had a few too many drinks. I was pretty drunk, and somehow I managed to convinced myself I could get home faster if I left all my clothes behind. I walked out of the bar completely naked and made my way down the street. I don't know how I wasn't arrested, or what the hell I looked like to passerby, so I'm just glad nothing bad happened. <br><br>I got home, got in my bed and fell asleep. It was 11pm on a Friday. <br><br>When I woke up the next afternoon I was hungover but pain free. That was until I saw a flower pot beside my bed. Not mine. The bar's. It was one of the huge concrete flower pots they had on the outside patio. I had no idea how I was able to carry it since I was drunk and naked but I must have because it was sitting right there. I don't know what the hell to do because I'm positive they missed it and it's not mine. I don't want to get in trouble.<br><br>Edit: I'm female, and I did not damage the pot. I'm just going to bring it back with an apology tomorrow.

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