I had a pizza delivered to me just now... they gave me the wrong order.

For those of you who don’t know, I am a pizza delivery driver. I was off work tonight and decided to have a pizza delivered to me. As soon as I opened the door to get it, I noticed a few things were off. The first of which was the delivery driver telling me to be careful because it was hot and to check the order to make sure everything was right. It was strange because we don’t say that to customers. Then I looked down at the pizza and it looked a little off too. It was a little smaller than our pizzas, the crust was strange, and there was just a little bit of sauce on it. When I opened the box, I saw that it wasn’t an ordinary pizza. The pizza looked like it was made out of raw ground beef and it smelled like death. I looked back up at the driver and asked if this was right. He didn’t answer me and walked away before I could say anything else. I walked back inside to call my boss and ask him what was up. He told me we had no record of my address being called in anywhere and that I should just call the number on the box. I did, and just like when I was talking to my boss, they had no record of my address being called in. Then, I did something bold. I decided to eat it. I took one little nibble of it. When I did, it felt like my whole head and body just shook. I don’t know how to explain it, but I will never forget that feeling. The smell was incredibly strong and I could taste the death in my mouth. When I took a second bite, it hit me again. I decided to try to take small nibbles of it. Every time I did, I got that feeling again. I didn’t even finish one slice. After I finished, I threw up. I wasn’t sick, it just didn’t sit right with me. I still have the box and what’s left of the pizza in my freezer. Every night, I would take it out and eat a little more. I can’t explain why I do it. Whenever I take a nibble, that feeling hits me again and I feel the strongest high I have ever had. I only have one slice left and I will probably finish it tonight.