Is it socially acceptable for me to fuck my dad’s new girlfriend after she breaks up with him in a few months and he pays for her to get a house after he marries her in a year?
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My dad has been cheated on by numerous women his entire life. He’s a lot like the lovable loser (Marty) from the movie, but the older he gets the more he’s started to make poor decisions. He has no problem banging a woman over 60, her daughter and sometimes her granddaughter so I don’t see any problem with banging this woman, her daughter or her granddaughter. Lost count of how many times my mother told me each woman effectively lost their current or future husband because they couldn’t resist his dick. I’m not saying that’s something to be proud of, but I’m not exactly my father’s son.<br><br>As the saying goes ‘like father, like son’ and I’m *very* much his son. If I’m lucky a woman will only share me with her mother, but it’s not uncommon for me to date a woman, her daughter, her granddaughter and maybe even her niece and/or edible stepdaughter. I’ve had to block tens of thousands of women. In fact, if you’re female and over 25 there’s a pretty good chance I’ve either blocked you or your mother/daughter.<br><br>So I was in the shower thinking about this and I wondered if it would be socially acceptable for me to fuck my dad’s new girlfriend, her daughter and/or her granddaughter a few months after they break up.<br><br>It’s not uncommon for a person’s relationship to end and then start fucking their partner’s child. For example, Clint Eastwood used to bang Tanya Roberts but they broke up. Tanya Roberts had a sister named Tara Cowen who Clint then dated and had a child with. Ian Fleming wrote James Bond after he fucked his brother’s wife.<br><br>I thought about this and this relationship may have all the ingredients for something like that to happen. The woman my dad is seeing (58) has a daughter (41) and two granddaughters (22 & 20) and if we’re really lucky maybe they’ll move in with my dad and we can have a little ‘(Clint) Eastwood family’ like him and his brother.<br><br>If dad and his new girlfriend break up and he moves on with her mother (77) then obviously I couldn’t date her daughter/granddaughters. Even if he only dates her mother for six months it would still be a long time to wait before I could ask out my dad’s ex’s daughter/granddaughter.<br><br>I would have to be the one to end things with her so she’s ‘the bad guy’ and my father is ‘the victim’ but I’m not sure how I’d comfortably do that. I suppose more than anything it’s just poor timing.<br><br>Do you believe my dad will date her for 1-2 years ending in marriage before it all falls apart?
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